Top 10 Ugly Musicians & Beautiful Women

This is a fact of life that ugly dudes do not end up with hot women, no matter what propaganda films such as Shrek, Groundhog Day and Jaws II have tried to teach us.

That is, unless you earn a livin 'to play in a band, it does not even have to be credible band country band would do. So join us as we countdown to know Top 10 Ugliest Musicians and beautiful women.

Number 10 - Gene Simmons (Bassist - Kiss)

This is just a game, womanizing, fire breathing, "a guy with a big language, claims to have bedded more than 1000 women. Honestly, I do not understand how that overweight aging rocker, who has not put out a good record since 1974, will remain with longtime girlfriend (and former Playboy Bunny) Shannon Tweed, and has his way with any and every woman he chooses (including the Austrian supermodel, famously captured on film in the Gene Simmons sex tape). Besides, look at his hair ... He was 58 years ... how is it not a wig ???

No. 09 - Billy Joel (Solo)

the original "piano man". In the early days was almost watchable, but unfortunately the years to do bad things to people and the poor old Billy has not aged well. These days it looks more like a golf ball sitting on a rough 5 yards from the green, but not to his once-girlfriend supermodel Christie Brinkley and other rumors cavorts including Elle Macpherson and Dina Meyer.

Number 08 - Kid Rock (Redneck Rap Rocker)

a disgrace to every genre of music is beyond. brawling, country rap-rock "artist" is forever causing havoc in public, while producing a terrible record. However, to date the history of such women as Jamie Presley, Sheryl Crow, and the most famous engagement of Pamela Anderson, it was kind of makes me want to grow goatee and banjo strumming.

No. 07 - Vince Neil (Vocals - Motley Crue)

Vince Neil is probably eating pizza, drinking beer and watching porn as we speak. He is the greatest rock music monkey. At least talented member of Motley to sing for them since 1981, while sales of more than 80 million albums, also dated Shannon Doherty, Tori Spelling, and was even married to model Heidi Mark for a short time. Not bad for a guy who looks like a bearded lady too.

No. 06 - Pete Doherty (Vocals - Babyshambles)

talk, a drug cocktail. the only man in history to be partly made ​​of cocaine. Maybe it's an incredible feat that Kate Moss will find so attractive?

No. 05 - Adam Duritz (lead singer - Counting Crowes)

It's no secret that Counting Crows are the worst band in music history. Unfortunately for Adam, he also won the prestigious award for worst hair and beard worst. Although, despite the success in growing gerbil on the chin, he still managed to court like Christina Applegate, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox and David Schwimmer. PS One of these is not true.

No. 04 - Steven Tyler (Vocals - Aerosmith)

Called "The Demon of Screamin '" and Aerosmith frontman of 80's rock icon Steve Tyler is probably best known for boasting lips that would not look out of 10,000 meters under the sea. May He even wrote 'Dude (looks like a lady)' about his addiction to plastic surgery! It does not seem that women are far though - after ending his 17 years of marriage, he is quick to jump into bed with Tara Reid - 28 years younger

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Number 03 - Marilyn Manson (Vocals - Marilyn Manson)

self-confessed "Antichrist Superstar" was the strangest looking man in rock. Perhaps it goes with the whole "burning of the Bible" thing he does see one of Dracula / a part of Krusty the clown, but what Evan Rachel Wood, Rose McGowan, Jenna Jameson and Dita Von Teese to see it ... who knows ...?

Number 02 - Ric Ocasek (lead singer / guitarist - Cars)

Now we are getting real ugly ones. I think it is actually someone in the world uglier than Ric's scary, sure his Czech supermodel Paulina Porizkova has wife) have a fetish for human walrus or b) in the absence of vision.

Number 01 - Lyle Lovett (Country Singer / Songwriter)

Lyle Lovett is Institutions. It gives hope that even the most hideous looking people on the planet. 50 years Texan who makes a living singing country music was born with the most unfortunate looking one could ever imagine, but in 1993 he married Julia Roberts. Yes that's right ... He married Julia Roberts. Unfortunately, the couple split in 1995, but the damage was already done. Lyle Lovett, you're a king among men.